Melody: I’m ready, Grandpa!
Grandpa: Hey, you have your boots on backwards!
Melody: No, you need your glasses, Grandpa!
Grandpa: Oh, okay!
Melody: Let’s go!
And so Grandpa and Melody embarked upon a grand adventure into the Pure Land Forest, with Melody’s left shoe on her right foot, and her right shoe on her left foot.
And that was just right.