Melody:    I’m ready, Grandpa!

Grandpa: Hey, you have your boots on backwards!

Melody:   No, you need your glasses, Grandpa!

Grandpa: Oh, okay!

Melody:   Let’s go!

And so Grandpa and Melody embarked upon a grand adventure into the Pure Land Forest, with Melody’s left shoe on her right foot, and her right shoe on her left foot.

And that was just right.