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Gecko Wisdom
“Things are always looking up from where I am.” —Gecko Wisdom
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Zen Master: (slaps head)
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The Best Revenge
Being happy is the best revenge
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Life doesn’t validate parking
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People who say, “you never write,” never write.
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Why does monosyllable have five syllables?
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Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.
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“Children grow up so fast!” isn’t an observation on youth — it’s an awakening to one’s mortality.
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Life’s an itch and then you sigh
JUST SAY MAHALO® 